For as long as I can remember, I've been an expert when it comes to computers and technology. Conceded, I don't know every single nitty gritty detail, but then again, who does? The field is so wide and it's getting wider and wider by the day; it's virtually impossible to know every single thing about the cyber world. In my many years of experience with computers, I have grown to really detest certain things people might say or do. If you want to get along with me in any computer related conversation, these are the things you need to watch out for and avoid at all costs!
Think about what you're saying when you say "Browsing the internet". The internet is a network of networks. Computers, routers, printers, smartphones, tablets, smart home appliances, all interlinked together. Are you saying that you have access to every single device connected to the internet and you're browsing through their files right now? You must be the best hacker in the world! No, what you mean to say is: "Browsing the web". The web is a large collection of HTML (Hypertext Markup Language) files that reside on millions of high-powered computers located across the world known as web servers. The web, or the World Wide Web, is a feature of the internet; it is not the internet! Why do you think web browsers, web servers and websites have the word "Web" in their name?
"My Facebook isn't working". "My Google won't load". These are phrases I really hate! You don't own Google. You don't own Facebook. They're not yours. You're really talking about the products, not the company itself. Say things like: "The Facebook app on my phone won't load" or "I can't seem to access Apple's website". It will make life a whole lot easier for me when trying to diagnose what the problem might be and it'll also save you from getting an apple pie in the face.
Computer is running extremely slowly: virus. A program crashes while you're working: virus. You get popup messages in your web browser: virus. Seriously, there are more than just viruses you know! There are many different types of malware including spyware, viruses, worms, trojans, keyloggers, adware etc. Yes, they can be extremely harmful to your machine, but they're not all viruses! For god's sake, get it right! Refer to the Tech Terms Computer Dictionary for information about the different types of malware your machine can pick up.
No, that large box thing is not the hard drive! That's called the tower unit or system unit. All your computer's components, including the hard drive, Central Processing Unit (CPU), RAM and ROM chips, NICs (Network Interface Cards) etc, are all housed inside the tower unit. They are all connected together by slots and wires on the motherboard. Please, never again refer to the tower as the hard drive, CPU or anything else like that!
Nothing makes me want to angrily smash every window in my house more than when bits and bytes get mixed up. Get this straight: a bit is a single binary digit (a zero or a one). A byte is a group of 8 bits. Bits are indicated by a little b while bytes are indicated by a big B. Bytes are commonly used to measure file sizes and drive storage capacities. Byte measurements include kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes and terabytes. Bits, however, are commonly used to measure data transfer speeds (bits per second). See this paragraph.
The file I am downloading is 500MB in size. My download speed is 60Mbps.
Can you tell the difference? Just remember: a byte is bigger than a bit, so you use a big B.
This is kind of similar to number 3. People sometimes think that just because their PC is displaying weird pop-up messages or running slow as hell, the PC has been hacked. If someone somehow managed to decrypt the password of your user account and use a remote access tool to log into your PC over the internet, then yes, your computer has been hacked. Getting pop-up messages and being redirected to dodgy websites is just a result of you clicking links you shouldn't have clicked in the first place. Also, leaving your PC unlocked and coming back to find a casino site on your screen doesn't count as getting hacked. That's just your own stupid fault for not logging out or pressing Windows + L to lock your account before stepping away from the PC! The access is already there, so no hacking is needed.
Admit it! You say it too! In fact, pretty much everybody says this. The problem with this is that it assumes Google is the only search engine out there. What about Yahoo, Bing and Duck Duck Go? Yes, I know Google has enslaved half the population of planet Earth and you might not get the same results from other search engines, but other search engines do exist! Instead of saying "Google it", say "Look it up online" or "do a web search".
So, there you have it! 7 extremely annoying tech related things I absolutely cannot stand. I will definitely make a part 2 if I think of any more. Remember guys, if I catch you doing or saying any one of these 7 things, there will be hell to pay!
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